Monday, December 04, 2006

I was wondering whether this would be the right way to get back to blogging ... but then this has been churned out of an immense experience over the years, in assessing Hollywood flicks to the core.

My observations:

Out of every ten americans in a school.

First one is who liberally uses the four-lettered expletives at will(words which would be filtered from my office mail), and would identify any bearded person with ......... (no religious/racial/sectorial abuse meant).

Second one boozes, smokes, dopes and lives happily with his fellow-mates

The third is well built, so too well built that he feels he deserves a place in Vietnam, and goes ahead ga-ga over Mr.President, and joins the army (his father ends up with a confused look, "Jimmy Who???"

4th-5th are Chinese

6th-7th are Indians

8th - Is a nerd who ends up participating in spelling bee competitions, stales at fancy colleges and eventually ends in NASA

9th - a black muscular angel from Harlem, who realises after grade school that he was destined to become a basketball pro, and then the "Mighty Ducks", his team pumps him up before he takes a slam dunk .002 seconds before finish in the univ tournaments .... those moments ... aaaarrrrgggghhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!

10th - Goes on war with Iraq(Iran ??? who cares, they all seem the same ... ) and ponders on joining the democrats (republics ??? who cares, they all seem the same !!!!)

By the way, the 7 out of the top ten are obese ....

The 6th Indian would have been posted for a while from a well-to-do-MNC.

The 7th Indian is finishing his studies !!!!

So much for my observations ...

And please throw in a !@#!@# title for these stupid observations !!!

3 Comments:

Blogger AKN said...

Hehe, well call the chinese guys chinks coz you wont believe there are as many koreans and chinese.

9:06 PM  
Blogger Atish said...

nice one .... a similar account with the males being replaced by the females wud be greatly appreciated ;)

9:15 PM  
Blogger sarat said...

LOL, baaga cinemalu choosinatuunav

10:19 PM  

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